Hi Edgar. So, today we'll be reading some of  the things that people have tweeted about   you over the years. That's great. First tweet  is: Band Name: Edgar Snyder and the Associates.   Truly, that's not the first time that I've  had a tweet in that name. There was a band   in San Francisco called Edgar Snyder and the  Associates and i'm not joking. I wonder if   Edgar Snyder is as nice as I imagine him to be. I  don't know how nice he imagined me to be but I am   really a nice guy. Edgar Snyder has looked the  exact same for the 23 years I've been on this   earth. I take that as the highest compliment. I  wish it were true. This heat has me miserable   and walking home every day at the speed of  Edgar Snyder's aging since the '90s. I don't   believe it but if other people do, fantastic. But  i'm very busy right now and I have to go upstairs.   I need to know Edgar Snyder's skin care  routine. Dude hasn't aged a day since 2012.   I don't have a routine, but I do get up in the  morning and wash my face. So, if that's helpful,   I think that would be a great thing for you to do. [Laugh] Skin care routine. Another tweet is Edgar Snyder is  a vampire. I am not a vampire. I just look like a vampire. OK, Edgar. Edgar Snyder is an immortal  being. He's been practicing injury law for eternity.   He cares not for money, only power. I don't care for  money or power. I'm just happy to be practicing law   for eternity and I hope it stays that way. I can't  believe I just heard the word clout in an Edgar   Snyder commercial - I need to move to a cabin in the  woods in Canada. I know what the word clout means   but I don't know what it means in this context  so I have to move to the cabin in the woods — maybe   I'll get it. Someone else tweeted: Forget small  talk I want to know the name of your city's local   injury lawyer, mine's Edgar Snyder. You don't need  anybody else except Edgar Snyder. Don't worry about   any other names, you got the best. I love the Edgar  Snyder commercial where he's like I'm a biker, I'm   in a biker gang, I get it. I am Edgar Snyder  and I am a biker but I'm not in any biker gang   but I think that everything sounds good to me. I  have to go. If you don't mind, it's time to leave   OK Edgar, we have one more tweet for you. Someone  said: Please don't cancel me but I honestly don't   understand how people can call themselves an  atheist. How can you not believe in God? It's   so stupid in my opinion. You just walk around  ignoring Edgar Snyder's existence? Comparing me   to God? Come on, I'm just Edgar Snyder, a personal  injury lawyer. Let's not go too far. [Producer]: Awesome. Bye