LUNCHTIME THIS MORNING, IT WASN’T A JACK IN THE BOX, BUT A BEAR IN A DUMPSTER. AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL IN WEST VIRGINIA SAYS HE AND ANOTHER EMPLOYEE GOT QUITE A SHOCK YESTERDAY. TODAY. OOH, THAT’S GOING TO MAKE YOU THINK TWICE ON GARBAGE DAY, RIGHT? A DUMPSTER DIVING BEAR. THE NICHOLAS COUNTY PRINCIPAL SAID THE BEAR MUST HAVE GOT TRAPPED IN THE DUMPSTER, OBVIOUSLY, AFTER SQUEEZING IN FOR A LITTLE SNACK AND A LITTLE MEAL THAT WAS A BIG SURPRISE. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. YOU KNOW, YOU THROW TRASH IN A DUMPSTER AND YOU THROW THINGS IN IT, BUT YOU REALLY DON’T EXPECT THINGS TO COME OUT. THE FREED BEAR MADE A RUN FOR IT IN THE WOODS. FORTUNATELY, NO ONE WAS HURT. THAT HAPPENED TO MY HUSBAND WHEN HE TOOK OUT THE GARBAGE WHERE THERE WAS A RACCOON IN THERE. OH, SO NOW OUR GARBAGE IS FACE THE OPPOSITE WAY. AN